29.12.10

planes, canadians, hell, et al

K: among my definitions of hell is being stuck in a landed airplane for
12 hours.
http://www2.macleans.ca/2010/12/29/vancouver-passengers-sat-on-new-york-tarmac-for-12-hours/

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b1: if something like that happened to me, i'd blow the emergency
hatch. during the next 8 hours of questioning, time and time again i'd
say, "i thought it was terrorist activity. i felt hitting the hatch was
my patriotic duty."

use the same inane reasoning that fills the US today against the very
people who espouse it.

there's not a jury in the US that would convict.

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K: and I would cheer you

ooh. first person account:
http://blogs.reuters.com/from-reuterscom/2010/12/29/tarmac-torture/

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b1: i'm telling you, blow the hatch, claim "terrorism."

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K: I wouldn't be thinking that rationally. I would just do it.

The same people sat on the YVR tarmac for 3 hours the day before. Wow.

no drama. fucking Canadians.

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b1: blow the hatch. claim "terrorism."

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K: after how long?

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b1: 3 hours.

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K: fucking Canadians.

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b1: i used to be down on Cs too, but i've completely come around on
them.

they're nice people. i mean, truly nice.

they're the way americans were in the 60s before we all went insane.

and the train ride from halifax to vancouver is un-matched in the W
hemisphere.

think about it. they're the *perfect* people for our N border.

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K: yes, they're a great patsy neighbor

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b1: precisely.

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