like a porcupine

b1: this week i've seen both "the lion king" (2 x $100 tix) and leonard
cohen (4 x probably $75 tix) as part of my ticket subscriptions service,
for free.

K: Leonard Cohen IS the Lion King

b1: THAT'S NOT THE POINT YOU FRICKEN DIM BULB.

K: Don't be cranky when you have seen Leonard Cohen.

b1: don't be the stupidest class clown.

K: Don't be a mean prick.

b1: okay, then what kind of prick am i *supposed* to be?

K: Be a prickelnd.