Dude, like my copying of other people's humor is, like, so original

b1: gotta love CO. i'm getting 2 cars' oil changed in serial ... i don't even have to pay for the 1st 1 as i retrieve the 2nd.

K: I do love co.  Not.

b1: Thanks for that, Wayne.

K: What words would you use?

b1: I LOVE CO.