Wisdom (and sometimes the cereal guy)

10.4.20

... and if you'd like something to drink, the bathroom's just down the aisle...

b1-66er: I think this is more right than it is wrong.

https://www.wired.com/story/bidens-path-to-victory-does-not-bode-well-for-voters/

Special K: I can't believe our election comes down to those two guys.

b1: You and me, both pal.

Biden is not the guy I want to turn to in a crisis...

It was his personal crisis that kept him from running 4 years ago...

AND he implied Obama was going to be assassinated when he was VP.

He's only 2 things: unimaginable and crusty.

K: "I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. 'Can I interest you in the chicken?' she asks. 'Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?'

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked."

8.4.20

KS my ass

Special K: "Kansas Republican leaders revoke Gov. Laura Kelly's executive order limiting church gatherings to 10 people."

b1-66er: I guess they want "Kansas first. "

5.4.20

"If the subject's having difficulty breathing, loosen the waistband."

The Actore: Innovative mask design:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uob0AuMZynY

b1-66er:

Them- Your brother died!?

Me- Yes.

T- Coronavirus?

M- Not exactly. Complications.

***

The Former Flyer: Too funny!!

b1-66er: "You girls are old enough to dress like this now. "

FF: No the fucking are not!!

<ed: Inspired by his Situational Leadership Class taken at AAPL --as well as his time at their UK subsidiary-- b1 realized his best strategy to lessen the emotional nature of the conversation was to acknowledge the stress, making it a point to speak in the native (no matter how awkwardly) dialect. >

b1: No the fucking I apologize.

FF: I can't even type I am laughing too hard!!

b1: It's a pavlovian response.

You see a thong on someone's face and you say, "no, the fucking."

I see it and say, "yes, the fucking."

That's why we get along.

FF: I can't even breathe! That's so funny!!

<ed: proving, once again, that your mom was right relative to these Cv times

1. Don't mess with a pangolin. Especially around your bats.

2. A single thong CAN lead to multiple fatalities.

3. If AAPL offers you a class, take it. Applications of what you learn may crop up in unusual venues and situations...far beyond the workplace.

4. In modern CPR, mouth-to-mouth isn't as important as chest compressions.>