special KJ: Sometimes I read KTXT and skip the posts I'm not in.
14.7.15
I'm rhymes with "awesome"
b1-67er: you are an 18 year old girl working at Einstein Brothers bagels. your job is cut the bagel in half, and run through toaster oven.
b1-66er: I am awesome.
67: are you awesome in any particular way? or just all around?
66: I am an 18 year old girl working at Einstein Brothers bagels. My job is to cut the bagel in half and run it through a toaster oven. I am awesome.
I'm a budding topologist. I know a genus 1 torus when I see one.
67: Did you look at that bagel? Half of it was almost an ice cream cone.
66: I am awesome.
67: You are an 18 year old girl who didn't get your GED because you couldn't figure out how to run a number 2 pencil.
8.7.15
slip and side of the mind
mom: I finally got that $1000 I was expecting from my folks' insurance policy.
b1-66er: you should put it in a central city bank account.
mom: I think I'll buy a sprinkler system with it, then I can run through the sprinklers in my nightgown. what do you think about that?
b1: I think you'll do that exactly once.
mom: oh. well how 'bout if I run through them naked?
6.7.15
1.7.15
a little Viagra will make you feel better
special KJ: Here's a little note guaranteed to bring you right down.
Happy 70th birthday, Debbie Harry.
23.6.15
18.6.15
Google knows you're a dick
b1: why are there phallic symbols at the top of your cake?
Special KJ: Because I have a big dick.
b1: how would they know?
how would YOU know?
how would YOU know?
KJ: G knows all.
b1: so ... how would YOU know?
KJ: G tells me.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)