all you've gotta have is heart (or something else)

b1-66er: how's momma K?  I know her health's been off.

special K: She's having surgery, probably week after next.

b1: oh, bad one, what for?  and is it related to that high Ca reading?

K: Yes - parathyroidectomy.

b1: goddammit.  what are the side-effects of having THAT done?
they treat her body like an experimental Puerto Rican phone.

K: HAHAHAHA
It's generally well-tolerated and not a major procedure. I hope that's true in her case.

b1: my mom has always said, "'minor surgery' is 'minor' until they do it on YOU."

K: BOOM!
She's shed a bunch of organs.  She's built for speed now.

b1: she's not built for "organ donor."

K: Not any more.

b1: when they take some random piece out of her do you ever think, "that's sexy" and ask to take it home so you can have your way with it later?

K: every time except the gall bladder, for obvious reasons.

we're all Charlie in the box

b1-66er: do you think it's more dangerous for your personal safety to be a jew or a muslim?
is it more dangerous in the 1st world to be a jew or a muslim?

special K: Muslim definitely.

b1: it's funny, isn't it?  because we think of "them" as being the threat, but actually they're seriously under siege.

K: Yeah. It's a tiny number of them who are the threat. But they're a convenient boogeyman for people who profit on fear.

where's my pretzel danish?

special K's brunch in santa clara, CA - featuring churro waffle!

side-swype of the moment

every time I stayed up on the people involved with you have to understand that the internet is particularly bad.

black out

(our 1st TXT conversation of 2015)

special K: <image attached>

b1-66er: this is why I don't talk to you.

K: How can I blame you?

side-swype of the moment

all stories get told him to L.A. in the universe.

side-swype of the moment

"everything is good for visiting the electrician on my way to get your sex."