there is no trivia anymore -- don't take my word for it, just google it

SG: Discussion on a podcast about how the internet has removed the value of trivia knowledge because everyone can access it now. b1: it's true. and a problem.

and neither HAVE to be shaved

pickles: 20 cents a meatball. if only men were that cheap easy and delicious. *** b1: they're cheaper than that. but the heartburn's worse.

exactly the same mental volume

b1: now here's a dilemma ... which would i rather watch ... reality show, "600 pound mom," or my favorite TV show "family guy."

just don't be tardy

K: My goal is to die as young as possible, as late as possible.

set the 19 minute timer

K: What? *** b1: you can't wait 20 minutes to say that and expect me to hold context.

but they DO have patios that are the same

i'm in melbourne, FL. they speak some kind of a patios here that i've never heard before.

it's raining syrup, hallelujah!

b1: i'm the only person at a waffle house at 24:00. it's the calm before the storm. i feel like i'm in a hopper painting.