... you fricken robot

K: Google cinema club is showing the 2010 restoration of Metropolis this Thu. *** b1: you gotta go.

dopey trophy

b1: this from the SJ giants ...

SF Giants World Series Trophy will be @ Municipal Stadium TOMORROW f/4-6p. This is a FREE event to see Giants History! PLUS come & enter to WIN a VIP Package!

the abominated and snowed man

b1: i'm gonna stop by your cousin's for a piece of B-day cake before
going to SONIC. chocolate cake, seedless raspberry filling, whipped
cream frosting. should i bring you a piece?

***

K: No thanks. I believe chocolate + fruit is an abomination.

blanched pacaderms

b1: the oakland white elephant sale is awesomer. (sic)

... but later you'll get landrysselect points ...

K: Claim Jumper has been sold to Landry's. We may have farewell dinner there tomorrow. *** b1: what? take 6 people and buy 1 entree with a "to go" box?

as long as it's not germs

K: Biggy says: La Victoria in downtown SJ grand reopening today. Unspecified free stuff. *** b1: partake.

"smart"

b1: "the world series trophy was in sonoma today! and i stood in line!
and i got a picture with it! and my rubber duckie too!"

***

K: Fans dig the trophy. I'm sad I haven't seen it yet.

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b1: it's because you're not a true fan.

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{instantaneous response} K: So "true".