Ho-ho ho

b1-66er: "Brazil's Jair Bolsonaro bizarrely suggests COVID-19 vaccines could turn people into crocodiles or bearded ladies"

b1-67er: I choose crocodile

66: I choose...

...CHOCODILE!

Reaching for the Latch Cereal

Special K: The Rose Bowl has been moved to Dallas!

"It is unclear if the game will still be called Rose Bowl"

b1-66er: They should call it

The Prickly Pear Bowl...

Or maybe...

Elon had the right idea bend over and take this rocket bowl

K: The Elon Gated Bowl. 

... and a Fresca chaser, please...

b1-66er: "McDonald's will be releasing a Spam burger topped with Oreos in China next week."

D4rw1n: That's too gross not to be true

could I get some gummy worm fries and Buffalo wing sauce with that 

Fry in the sky

b1-66er: "Bun, patty, cheese, bacon, patty, cheese, and more bacon — the Baconator seemed like it was designed by a resentful, newly divorced man trying to curse his wife's memory with a poor diet."

b1-67er: Your ratio of fast food knowledge: fast food consumption is shockingly high.

Theongony and the ecstacy

Special K: 

Q- "What's the difference between Larry Ellison and God?"

A- "God doesn't think He's Larry Ellison."

Gummi etiquette

b1-66er: 'If you're quick on the 'Buy Now!' button you can occasionally score giant bags of gummy bears online for the price of a fast-food meal. The problem is, depending on where you live, you may have to wait several hours for those gummies to be delivered. Who has that kind of will power and patience? No one and you don't have to either, because for $40 you can get a countertop machine from Nostalgia Products that makes gummy treats on demand. After whipping up a gelatin mixture you can melt it down using two heated pots and then pour it into chill-able silicon molds giving you chewy deliciousness in seconds. Or, it also comes with a mold for creating a giant edible gummy bear if that's a fantasy you've been hoping to one day play out. The candy maker is also 420-friendly allowing you to enhance gummy candies with CBD oil, or really any ingredients and flavoring you can think of. Don't let yourself be limited by Haribo's lack of imagination.'

b1-67er: Don't disparage Haribo like that.

You are what you writ

b1-66er: "Instead, the fabric-wrapped dongle focuses on movement and sound."

I've heard people say that about you before. 

Special K: It's going on my business card, wikipedia page, and tombstone.