Wisdom (and sometimes the cereal guy)

31.5.20

b1-66er: What was the Biggest Deal that happened last night in the Bay Area?

Special K: I don't know what happened here. Riots in SF, maybe.

b1: That surprises me.

K: The riots, or that I don't know?

b1: That you don't automatically know.

K: I know it wasn't sports.

b1: Solid.

Special K: "I bet Canada feels like they live in the apartment above a meth lab right about now."

b1-66er: They always feel that way.

Special K: "According to the CDC, so far this year, Florida has had 1,762 deaths from #COVID and 5,185 from pneumonia.

Average pneumonia deaths in Florida from 2013-2018 for the same time period are 918."

b1-66er: It'll take FOREVER at that rate.

K: And a day.

b1-66er: In the meantime...

Zz: I can't imagine the amount of crystal meth required to make that.

b1-66er: ...if you're a GummiBär or Friend

b1-66er: Rate your entire COVID experience (1-10 best).

Special K: 9.5. No symptoms so far, family ok, got job, food, and shelter, -0.5 for anxiety.

b1-66er: "California Will Get So Hot That Mountain Streams Could Kill"

Special K: That's OK. We'll shoot 'em.