bulgarian chess

CB: the Comrade is to marriage as deception is to love

i break out, in a gold sweat

solid G:

You are always welcome to stay at tulsa gold steam room. Obviously voice recognition software doesn't work well in the morning. That was supposed to read casa goldstein.

sock it to me

special K: in 5 min. I have to go do puppet improve with Small Person K.

things to do in denver when you're alive

K: are you in DEN?

b1: yes. the city not the airport.

K: I really strongly dislike some things about Denver, while liking
other things.

b1: like what?

K: the thing I hate most about Denver is that I can't live there and
here at the same time.

b1: I KNEW IT. you talk about denver the same way my ex-girlfriends
talk about their ex-boyfriends.

... not in his weight class ...

solid goldstein: Your special k moment...Macho Man Randy Savage was Jewish

... and ribs are an entire animal

solid G: I've never been to atlanta. "The city too busy to hate" *** b1: all you need to know is they consider mac & cheese to be a vegetable.

check out the meat hook while my DJ revolves it

b1: vanilla ice on in the BBQ joint i'm in in atlanta. sounds completely and totally right for here.