a rapper for your chicken

solid G: Flavor flav is opening a chain of fried chicken restaurants.

b1: what's it gonna be called, "wickedty-wack-bo-jacks?" and where're
they gonna be? professor griff is gonna be *hating* that one.

G: Flav's fried chicken. And it's opening in clinton iowa

b1: who's gonna open it, hillary?

and he took 77 boats with him...

K: Jack Lalanne died. b1: the master of king. so sad. great life, though.

dick wid

b1: richard widmark is the greatest american film noir actor.

solid G: He's definitely up there. Great sneer.

b1: yeah. and good i-think-i'm-smarter-than-you-but-i'm-actually-not
crazy laugh.

but he has no idea what comes after "9"

K: I'm keeping track of every movie I see this year. 8 so far. *** b1: you're a "genius."

i'll give you a hint: it's icy AND you sink your teeth in it

K: Sharks win 4-2. Free pizza. *** b1: now THAT is a victory.

tell it to consuelo

b1: 1st slap of the film noir festival on film #4! robert young gets tagged by his mistress. *** K: Oh Dr. Welby!

get knasty

b1: you gotta love the anti-SF vibe of the film noir castro where, at
the end of "gas light," the woman behind us whispers "kill him."

K: Loved that. Just call it radical feminism.