The definition of a Merry Xmas

The Accomplice: Three crabs on ice in the cooler in the trunk.

Wërd

Birdhead--

Top Ten 1980's Rappers or Friends of b1-66er:

10. Ice-T

9. Special-K

8. Wonder Mike

7. Entropy Dave

6. LL Cool J

5. Zz

4. Spoonie Gee

3. Stearno

2. Sir Mix-a-Lot

1. Cap'n Happy / Grandmaster Flash (tie)

Once you notice the resemblance, the list pretty much writes itself.

Why Santa banned eggnog

The Accomplice: Poor Rudolf! Went from not being allowed to play... to playing a bit too hard!?!

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Use your head!

Deadhead: Skull Rock at Joshua Tree NP today 💀 

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Take a bao

b1-66er: <pic> Solid G's in Europe. 

b1-67er: The takeout of our beloved leader?  The trouble with the North Koreans is they are so far gone you can't tell when they are kidding.

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Unleash the penguins!

D4rw1n: No U.S. official will attend Beijing Winter Olympics, White House announces

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/us-beijing-winter-olympics-diplomatic-boycott/2021/12/06/1d2e9920-56b1-11ec-9a18-a506cf3aa31d_story.html

I missed the meaning of this earlier: the athletes will compete, but the diplomatic officials will boycott

b1-66er: THAT'S the most passive aggressive thing the U.S. had done in my lifetime.

D4: Yeah it's neither fish nor fowl

Ylddo

b1-66er: "Nevada's Supreme Court ruled gun manufacturers cannot be held responsible for the deaths in the 2017 mass shooting on the Las Vegas Strip because a state law shields them from liability unless the weapon malfunctions."

D4rw1n: That's oddly reasonable, yet oddly backward

I'll need a snorkel and some asbestos...

Special K: "Rare blizzard warning in Hawaii as up to 12 inches of snow expected"

b1-66er: Seetting up a superfecta: 

Lava

Earthquake

Tsunami

Snow

Name your future

b1-66er: "General Mills Is Introducing CinnaGraham Toast Crunch & 7 Other New Cereals...

The lineup also includes Reese's Puffs Cluster Crunch."

Whoever was paid to come up with the name, "Cluster Crunch" should receive no more paychecks.

D4rw1n: No more paychecks for naming cereals. They've got a future naming natural disasters or TikTok dances though