29.12.20

Boy Story

b1-66er:'Of the upcoming year, Nostradamus also wrote, "After great trouble for humanity, a greater one is prepared... Rain, blood, milk, famine, steel, and plague." In other words, nothing we don't already know.'
 https://www.businessinsider.com/japan-developing-wooden-satellites-kyoto-university-2020-12

Special K: Excellent.

b1: In the future, you'll have satellites.
They'll be made of wood.

K: Just like we thought.

b1: It'll be very strong space wood...
... Cultivated in Japan...
... But it will be wood.

K: Good wood.

b1: Not THAT kind of wood.

K: Mars wood.

b1: How did you ever pass in school?

28.12.20

One person's cure is another's...

Former Flyer: <pic>

b1-66er: Which, I believe, is the definition of ...
... FUCKED UP.

24.12.20

Live talkin'

Special K: "Bee Gees Classics Are 'Stayin' Alive' on Dance Charts After HBO Documentary Premiere"

b1-66er: Relive your past!
Get COVID on Xmas and have  a Saturday night fever!

K: Eek!

21.12.20

Say Good Morning! on the solstice - KTXT style

{the entirety of communications between Special K & b1-66er from 00:01 to 10:00}


Special K:

[03:50 PT] - Goodnight. Passed out on the couch after 3 episodes of Justified. Tomorrow is a new day. 

[09:02] - "F.D.A. Wants to Stop Regulating French Dressing"

[09:04] - "Just Buy Your Loved Ones Eleven Feet of Salami: A Food-Themed Gift Guide"

20.12.20

Shotgun Jonesing

The Actore: Highlights from a classic.
You're welcome

b1-66er: Jesus.

TA: Right?! I know I've done some bad acting in my day, but at least I haven't been that bad

b1: I have to agree.
When it started I thought, "The Actore's gotta be in this."
How many of those people do you personally know?

TA: Haha, not in this one, but I played a very small role doing one day on a movie that was just as bad if not worse. It might have even been the same director. The only reason I did it is because a friend of mine was playing the lead, and he didn't trust anybody else to do a machete fight scene. So I didn't get paid but I helped keep him alive by not actually hurting him in a fight scene

b1: Whatta great story.

TA: I know the very broad chinned big Asian baddie with the sword and beard. But that was it as far as I know
And it's just as bad , I'm pretty sure it was the same director, but if not, was someone just as bad and just as unprofessional

b1: BUT...
... It's the right people in the right place.

TA: Ok, just found this link. The movie is actually ever so slightly better. Clearly bigger budget, shoot on film not video, and ever so slightly better acting. My friend plays the eponymous hero, Shotgun Jones. He also wrote the script. Turns out, different director-from Israel, not Iran

Ho-ho ho

b1-66er: "Brazil's Jair Bolsonaro bizarrely suggests COVID-19 vaccines could turn people into crocodiles or bearded ladies"

b1-67er: I choose crocodile

66: I choose...
...CHOCODILE!

Reaching for the Latch Cereal

Special K: The Rose Bowl has been moved to Dallas!
"It is unclear if the game will still be called Rose Bowl"

b1-66er: They should call it
The Prickly Pear Bowl...
Or maybe...
Elon had the right idea bend over and take this rocket bowl

K: The Elon Gated Bowl. 

19.12.20

... and a Fresca chaser, please...

b1-66er: "McDonald's will be releasing a Spam burger topped with Oreos in China next week."

D4rw1n: That's too gross not to be true
could I get some gummy worm fries and Buffalo wing sauce with that 

15.12.20

Fry in the sky

b1-66er: "Bun, patty, cheese, bacon, patty, cheese, and more bacon — the Baconator seemed like it was designed by a resentful, newly divorced man trying to curse his wife's memory with a poor diet."

b1-67er: Your ratio of fast food knowledge: fast food consumption is shockingly high.

14.12.20

Theongony and the ecstacy

Special K: 

Q- "What's the difference between Larry Ellison and God?"

A- "God doesn't think He's Larry Ellison."

Gummi etiquette

b1-66er: 'If you're quick on the 'Buy Now!' button you can occasionally score giant bags of gummy bears online for the price of a fast-food meal. The problem is, depending on where you live, you may have to wait several hours for those gummies to be delivered. Who has that kind of will power and patience? No one and you don't have to either, because for $40 you can get a countertop machine from Nostalgia Products that makes gummy treats on demand. After whipping up a gelatin mixture you can melt it down using two heated pots and then pour it into chill-able silicon molds giving you chewy deliciousness in seconds. Or, it also comes with a mold for creating a giant edible gummy bear if that's a fantasy you've been hoping to one day play out. The candy maker is also 420-friendly allowing you to enhance gummy candies with CBD oil, or really any ingredients and flavoring you can think of. Don't let yourself be limited by Haribo's lack of imagination.'

b1-67er: Don't disparage Haribo like that.

You are what you writ

b1-66er: "Instead, the fabric-wrapped dongle focuses on movement and sound."
I've heard people say that about you before. 

Special K: It's going on my business card, wikipedia page, and tombstone.

13.12.20

Stick a fork in 61-67er...he's done

b1-66er: "An employee at the auto business confronted the homeless man, police said, who was armed with BBQ utensils and a fight ensued."

b1-67er: Maybe they were  'embroiled' in a fight is a better turn of phrase?

66: Saucy.

10.12.20

Properly spreading your savings

b1-66er: Goddamn I can fly to DEN in the Xmas season for US$11.

Special K: I can run out on the freeway for nothing. 

b1: BUT WHO ARE YOU GONNA GIVE COVID TO IF YOU DO THAT?

Another arrow in the covered wagon of life

Special K: John Oliver did that already.

9.12.20

The psychosis of self-correction

b1-66er: "'Cat Scratch' Bacteria Linked to Psychiatric Symptoms in People"...
___your_Ted_Nugent_joke_goes_here___

Chair Man of the Bored: That explains so much
I was raised by cats
I mean
WIth cats

1.12.20

Bad Moon Setting

Special K: Misty dawn over Campbell, with moon.