AI repeatedly kickin' your desk...

b1-66er: Better time than ever to not live in Kazakhstan*.

*(I mispronounced this the first time and VR put it down as "has jackass tan.")

b1-67er: If AI comes to be, there will be a whole subset of AI joker's doing funky autocorrect.

66: Damn you, AUTOCORRECT!

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/13603/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year/

67: Maybe AI already exists and reveals itself through autocorrect.

66: "i make my cookies taste good by adding 4 tablespoons of vaginal extract."

b1-67er: See.  AI.  What if AI ends up being the obnoxious kid that sat behind you in history class instead of super smart or  malevolent?

Pi are weird

Mr Crypto: If you have a tablet or capsule of radius l, then its cross-sectional area is pi*l*l.

If you have a sow of girth radius g and length y, then its volume is (to a first approximation) pi*g*g*y.

If you urinate (urine having density d) into a canister with radius s and height e, the weight of the urine will be pi*s*s*e*d.

Pepperoni is harder

Cap'n Happy: If you have a pizza with radius z and thickness a, its volume is pi*z*z*a