special K: Momma Khad a crazy parathyroid removed. It was 8x normal size.
b1-66er: whoa, jesus. what does THAT mean?
K: It happens. Who knows why? It messes up your calcium which is how they knew.
Now her calcium is normal.
b1: good. can you sell it? 8x normal seems like it would be worth a lot.
K: KFC could put it between fried chicken and serve it.
b1: GREAT IDEA. the "double calic-taco."
K: Nice.
Paradown taco
b1: you win.
b1-66er: how's momma K? I know her health's been off.
special K: She's having surgery, probably week after next.
b1: oh, bad one, what for? and is it related to that high Ca reading?
K: Yes - parathyroidectomy.
b1: goddammit. what are the side-effects of having THAT done?
they treat her body like an experimental Puerto Rican phone.
K: HAHAHAHA
It's generally well-tolerated and not a major procedure. I hope that's true in her case.
b1: my mom has always said, "'minor surgery' is 'minor' until they do it on YOU."
K: BOOM!
She's shed a bunch of organs. She's built for speed now.
b1: she's not built for "organ donor."
K: Not any more.
b1: when they take some random piece out of her do you ever think, "that's sexy" and ask to take it home so you can have your way with it later?
K: every time except the gall bladder, for obvious reasons.
b1-66er: do you think it's more dangerous for your personal safety to be a jew or a muslim?
is it more dangerous in the 1st world to be a jew or a muslim?
special K: Muslim definitely.
b1: it's funny, isn't it? because we think of "them" as being the threat, but actually they're seriously under siege.
K: Yeah. It's a tiny number of them who are the threat. But they're a convenient boogeyman for people who profit on fear.
every time I stayed up on the people involved with you have to understand that the internet is particularly bad.
(our 1st TXT conversation of 2015)
special K: <image attached>
b1-66er: this is why I don't talk to you.
K: How can I blame you?
