{my apologies to anyone reading this for promoting the importance of KO and taking away time from your life -that you'll never get back- that could have been used for something else.}
a partial record of the TXT conversations of b1-66er - especially those with Special K ... updated sporadically
30.9.14
Keith Olbermann Done
{my apologies to anyone reading this for promoting the importance of KO and taking away time from your life -that you'll never get back- that could have been used for something else.}
maternal doublespeak
b1-66er: i talk to my brother all the time. sometimes email, mostly TXT.
mom: well that's good, that's okay.
b1: oh, well i'm so glad you approve!
mom: i was just indicating that i understood what you were saying. that wasn't a comment of appraisal or approval. <pauses> although it was both!
19.9.14
the trick is to not let your mind bend over
special K: Steve Jobs never built anything. But he was the master of Jedi mind tricks. The Charles Manson of consumer electronics.
I put him in a group with Manson, Disney, and Werner Erhard. The mindfuckers.
17.9.14
fairy good
b1-66er: 1st ever EDM on the bellagio fountains tonight. tiesto @ 19:00.
nunbody: What is edm
b1: electronic dance music, granny.
n: No need for name-calling, Peter Pan.
13.9.14
do you want to have sex with me?
special K: Whenever a headline has a question, the answer is no.
8.9.14
rowrr!
(background:
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0H308C20140908?irpc=932
< 10 miles from special K's house.)
b1-66er: did you get attacked by a cougar over the weekend?
special K: Please don't talk about momma K that way.
6.9.14
it depends on your definition of "every"
b1-66er: notice the last bill.
pickles: Nice one!!!
b: 1 week ago, there was no JJ walker ... now he's everywhere.
p: Maybe he heard you talking about him.
b: god, I hope so.
p: You can believe it until you hear otherwise.
b: just like god.
there's an overly cool hispanic teenager here with a turn-your-head-into-Pikachu hat.
p {who's been obsessively playing a 15 year old handheld re-found pokemon for the last fortnight}: Hahahaha nice one.
b: 2 weeks ago there was no pokemon, now it's everywhere.
p: Or you didn't notice it.
b: same thing.
everything is everywhere. always. it's the definition of everything.
4.9.14
hey, what're those stars on the wall for with the eagle in it?
"Megan, it's Barack." He called to offer her the job.
b1-66er: "who?"
you've gotta admit, "CTO of the united states of america" is a huge job title.
K: It ain't Burger King.
b1: super-well played.
so good, I can't even smile or laugh.
"the next level."
2.9.14
paint it red!
b1-66er: http://fabricashop.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/the-beautiful-gene
ever notice how I don't go around telling people "i have red hair! I have red hair!"...
even though there's an active effort to eliminate "my kind" from the human species?
special K: I suggest getting your own country. That tends to work out great.
b1: will it make me mention I'm redheaded to you more often?
K: Required.