you'll absolutely love the second act

special K: ... And I started writing a play.

b1-66er: what's your play?

K: Something about Silicon Valley as a strange and important place with weird smart people.

b1: oh.

K: "write what you know."

b1: it's not, "play what you know."

K: or "play with your self"

your mouther

cap'n happy: Sushi sat?

b1-66er: sushi saturday doesn't work...I'll be back in LV.

CH: Too bad for you. Could be the best you get had. I know the owner and chef very well but only happens on sat.

Fing auto correct.   Best you ever hard

Muther fucker!

for the love of godzilla

b1-66er: just saw the new "godzilla."  not as good as I was expecting.

b1-67er: Well it IS a Godzilla movie.

66: yeah, but that doesn't mean it has to be bad.

67: The only problem I had with it was bringing Godzilla back to life at the end.  Great cinematography.  The right amount of monster fighting. Killing the chief engineer early was surprising but good.

66: you said the best godzilla comment once years ago... "you don't need an excuse or a reason to bring godzilla back...you just do it."

67: Oh yes. This is an important component to All monster movies.

66: what?  are people NOT going to see the next G pic because you did NOT put a sequel hook in it?
"oh no, I refuse to go see the next giant monster with a radioactive power plant inside because their reason for it being alive doesn't seem real enough."

66: Right.  And this is like the 37th Godzilla. Do they really need to tip their hand that there will be another one?  How dense do they think we are?

brain hail

I know this is pretty crazy, but I have no other choice. I am in desperate need of a time machine. Say what you will, but believe it or not this is a very serious request. I do not just want to leave this city but to traverse the timeline. This is not a want but a sincere need, and I will not take no for an answer. Please do not respond with insensitive remarks. I have dealt with too much of that as well. No watches, clocks or replicas of any type (i.e., DeLoreans, H.G. Wells inventions, etc.). No jokes, pranks and/or traps. I am looking for the real m-f'in thing! I am asking in good faith. I do not believe that there is anything good that can come if I stay here any longer. And I have no patience for B.S. I will not send you any other information unless I know you are serious...and real. This is an impassioned plea to fix the mistakes that I've made.

If you are able to help me out, please reply to the email above.

*Please, Craigslist, do not delete this post!*

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b1-67er: Just read the crazy craigslist post.  Now there is a guy who truly believes that when brainstorming, there are no bad ideas.

vamp or vampire?

b1: how was AUS?  did you see the bats?

K: No. Didn't find out about em until too late. After the tits chick.

b1: _your_joke_goes_here_

K: She was just out...
...for a nip

b1: flapping mammaries > flying mammals

K: sonar beams on full
blind, melons

I remember the ala mode

special K: In Austin, just saw a young woman walking down the street in cutoff jeans, topless.

oh holy transporter!

b1-67er: Fandango puts Noah in the sci-fi fantasy category.