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The Accomplice: <pic>

Screenshot from Facebook this morning. A combination of partons, b1-67er?!? Bonsai on the dashboard of a restored Ford?

b1-67er: I could see some lowland tropical picture plants doing really well there.

Entering the NV Probing Ground

The Accomplice: I'm going to be naked up and at my computer in a bit. I'm trying for Nevada test site tour tickets in February (or January)

b1-66er: Do you have to be naked to buy tickets?

TA: Hahaha. Damn autocorrect. Masked up

b1: Okay. 

I honestly had no idea what you meant.

TA: I can see why not!!! 

(now I am stuck with Naked and Famous lyrics cycling through my head)

Hemorrhagic Disc

b1-66er: https://www.theverge.com/2024/8/25/24228184/martin-shkreli-wu-tang-clan-shaolin-lawsuit-surrender-album

Jelly Tite: This is so sad

b1: The only difference between Asperger's and Pure Evil is intent.

JT: Yep

I'm transit

The Accomplice: Finally dropped off. Music and mood lighting

Win by contract

Special K: "Danny Jansen will become the first player to play for both teams in one MLB game when the Red Sox resume a game against his old team, the Blue Jays, on Monday.

The game was suspended when he was hitting, so he will catch against his own pinch-hitter"

b1-66er:  THAT IS SO GREAT!

K: Yes. Maybe the best thing ever. 

b1: And it puts that guy in an interesting psychological situation...

He can't win. 

But he also can't lose.

K: True. 

b1: It's the Purgatory of Baseball.

K: Deep. 

SO close to a pinwheel

b1-66er: Think of it more like a fountain that a rocket. (Video's on top. Description is good.)

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg23r0p78go#webview=1

b1-67er: When I'm watching that I'm thinking all the time, Is this the worst of it, or is it going to get even worse?"

D4rw1n: 8/10 firework. I prefer rockets over fountains. But points for mass, danger, and large pretty vortices of fire

66: See? I've gotta agree with that. Those're "Carr Court Sensibilities."

Country lockdown UNTIL YOU ALL TAKE YOUR SEATS

b1-66er: Headline- Flights cancelled in Japan after scissors go missing

Lede- Thirty six flights were cancelled and 201 delayed at a Japanese airport on the weekend after a pair of scissors went missing in a store near the boarding gates.

b1-67er: File that under

 Abundance of Caution 

I guess.

D4rw1n: Hey if running with scissors is bad then flying must be stopped at all costs