stroke my illusion, watch it grow

"Envy is an illusion. Every choice has a cost. People are envious when
they fail to fully understand their own choices."
-- CJ

as if THAT'S a bad thing ...

CB: I think you write a lot about food

bulgarian chess

CB: the Comrade is to marriage as deception is to love

i break out, in a gold sweat

solid G:

You are always welcome to stay at tulsa gold steam room. Obviously voice recognition software doesn't work well in the morning. That was supposed to read casa goldstein.

sock it to me

special K: in 5 min. I have to go do puppet improve with Small Person K.

things to do in denver when you're alive

K: are you in DEN?

b1: yes. the city not the airport.

K: I really strongly dislike some things about Denver, while liking
other things.

b1: like what?

K: the thing I hate most about Denver is that I can't live there and
here at the same time.

b1: I KNEW IT. you talk about denver the same way my ex-girlfriends
talk about their ex-boyfriends.

... not in his weight class ...

solid goldstein: Your special k moment...Macho Man Randy Savage was Jewish

... and ribs are an entire animal

solid G: I've never been to atlanta. "The city too busy to hate" *** b1: all you need to know is they consider mac & cheese to be a vegetable.

check out the meat hook while my DJ revolves it

b1: vanilla ice on in the BBQ joint i'm in in atlanta. sounds completely and totally right for here.

there is no trivia anymore -- don't take my word for it, just google it

SG: Discussion on a podcast about how the internet has removed the value of trivia knowledge because everyone can access it now. b1: it's true. and a problem.

and neither HAVE to be shaved

pickles: 20 cents a meatball. if only men were that cheap easy and delicious. *** b1: they're cheaper than that. but the heartburn's worse.

exactly the same mental volume

b1: now here's a dilemma ... which would i rather watch ... reality show, "600 pound mom," or my favorite TV show "family guy."

just don't be tardy

K: My goal is to die as young as possible, as late as possible.

set the 19 minute timer

K: What? *** b1: you can't wait 20 minutes to say that and expect me to hold context.

but they DO have patios that are the same

i'm in melbourne, FL. they speak some kind of a patios here that i've never heard before.

it's raining syrup, hallelujah!

b1: i'm the only person at a waffle house at 24:00. it's the calm before the storm. i feel like i'm in a hopper painting.

is it because you don't have to pull your pants up as far?

b1: i have no idea why i always feel so comfortable in the south.

remain seated, with your lid on

the plane i'm on is escorting military remains.

just watch the cords

b1: how're things?

mad hatter: All good...u?

b1: good. in CO now. space shuttle launch this weekend. world series
coming up.

mh: Rockstar life.

b1: no, more like a roadie. *you* live the rockstar life.

mh: U r on stage my friend
ROCKSTAR

if there's only one evil, then it must be ...

K: I'm super nice et al. It must be you.

danger! no, the *other* danger.

birdhead: Deja vu: Joe Britt, Matt Hershenson on stage at GoogleIO demoing cell phone stuff

b1: someone should yell, "is this going to die in 10 years?"

is it too late for a rebate?

mom: "when everything was said and done, your brother's total birth bills were $12 ... best $12 i ever spent ... <pause> ... well ... HAHAHAAHAHA."

and they all stopped BREATHING

b1-66er: they're playing my request on SONIC FM. the sweet "ballroom
blitz."

solid goldstein: "Are you ready Steve? Andy? Mick?...."

special K: It's! Its! The ballroom blitz!

b1-67er: that's awesome.

worse than lame

b1: it *really* bothers me when people are jubilant over the death of a person.

K: It's not a good look.