Wisdom (and sometimes the cereal guy)

24.7.25

A chip too far

b1-67er: <pic>

Note the potato chips flavor lower right

b1-66er: Did you get some?

67: Oh hell no.

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22.7.25

State of being

The Accomplice: <Whistler, BC>

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21.7.25

Shocked to be grounded

b1-66er: https://youtu.be/JmbaFrh04J0?si=4X1g-giD3PHyVYLj

b1-67er: I don't love the CIA guy's take. I understand it, and it MAY be a useful framework for a spy; but I think you act to try to build the world you want. People teach their kids about fairness so they can nudge the world to be fairer, and so the children will have integrity. Not because they are delusional dopes.

14.7.25

Duncan donuts

b1-66er: 'Danon YoCrunch yogurt just got recalled for containing plastic pieces'...

_your_joke_goes_here_

D4rw1n: Danon YoYoCrunch. Now with genuine yo-yo parts

Danon YowCrunch. Now with 100% more ow

Danon YoCrunch. Yo, I broke a tooth

66: "I thought the crunch was ALREADY here...

... Did they have to add plastic?"

D4: It is extra crunchy, yo

The Accomplice: "Danon YoYou Crunch

"Now containing more parts of you"

9.7.25

"Hard on the left!"

b1-66er: Would YOU eat this fine Costco product?

(Just opened and drained can of Pink Salmon.)

b1-67er: I can smell it from here. Pass.

Shellac luster

b1-66er: https://youtu.be/Ozb_6D6OAi8?si=WUODi3BE1SQqTmxR

b1-67er: The honky guy is funny. But not enough haiku in his story. He also lacked a surprise ending....

You need an egging

...Comes to mind as a possible ultimate line of his.

8.7.25

(Not) a berry fan

b1-66er: Dyson strawberry picker...

https://newatlas.com/environment/farming-dyson-strawberries/

b1-67er: I haven't seen the rotary growing scheme before. I'm very skeptical that all of the required machinery is cheaper than putting the plants on shelves and supplying all of the light. Those guys are cheating a bunch, those berries have almost certainly been groomed by human hands to overhang the sides. If a person has to touch the berry at all, you have lost the benefits of mechanizing. Interesting rig, I'm surprised they built it out at that scale.