27.9.13

grounded in truth

b1-66er: when john belushi died, dan aykroyd played a tape of the "2000 pound bee."
and I was just so so impressed by that ... because he'd promised that to belushi, "if."
THAT is a good friend.
the world's fattest man was buried in a piano case, lowered by crane.
if you wanted it, I'd demand a crane for you, for sure.
"he wants to be buried with a crane.  I'm not going to let YOU revoke this man's last request."

special K:. "Don't be anti-Semitic."

b1: "don't be anti-seismic."

22.9.13

it's like doing it all over, again

K: Reorg at work. I could end up screwed. I'm surprisingly calm about it all.

b1: it's because you're ancient, you don't care and you've been through it all before.

K: Pretty much.

11.9.13

jeff blank

b1: here's a weird one, Brian Wilson and Jeff Beck are touring together.

K: I would LOVE to hear their deep conversations.

b1: you already do.

K: "         ?"
"         ."

b1: exactly.

what would jew call it?

b1: my crime against humanity is I didn't see a single 51's game this season.

K: Unfortunate.

b1: it's possible they may change their name next season, they have a new owner now.

K: There might be a better name.

b1: jesus god no.

K: Hahahahaha. Might be.

LV Titty Twisters
LV Mob
LV Founding Jews
LV Baking Desert Floor

b1: okay.  I agree all of those are better.