G Island

Special K: Tonight's movie: Tommy. 

b1-66er: Never a disappointment.

K: "Russell says Pete Townshend wanted Tiny Tim to play Pinball Wizard but Stigwood overruled him."

b1: There's got to be a twist.

K: Yeah!

"Amanda Seyfried & Evan Rachel Wood Working on Thelma & Louise Musical"

b1: I'm holding out for the Tina Louise musical.

Bottom of the can

b1-66er: I believe in coyotes...

... And time as an abstract•

D4rw1n: And there a lot to be said for a cheap domestic beer

"Wired gets two editorial 👎 from KTXT!"

b1-66er: Candidate for the worst article ever written...

https://www.wired.com/story/how-to-stop-falling-asleep-movies-streaming/

Special K: That article is very bad. 

Monopolized mutation

D4rw1n: Driscolls is marketing a new mutant strain of blueberry under the name "Sweetest Batch."  We've sampled several boxes over the last few months. They're moderately sweeter than the regular ones, which is fine. They're also freakishly large. Which is an okay trait up to a point.

That point was officially exceeded by today's batch, which included the big bulgy bastard pictured.

1. Mutant blueberries. 2. Normal-ish-sized blueberry. 3. House.

They're BIGGER THAN A DANG HOUSE

The lumpiness is the feature to emphasize, in my view. That's what crosses them over into a weird uncanny valley of the mutant produce world

Hurt lockered up

b1-66er: <Wombo>

D4rw1n: I like how a beaten-up Jeremy Renner looks like a strung-out Sean Penn

b1: It may be the first 

Psychically Same 

AI doodle ever made.

Mormonium

Dead head: SLC

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Beniofu

b1-66er: <Wombo>

Special K: Why is he Japanese?

b1: If you actually knew him, you wouldn't ask that question.

K: I know him and that he's fond of Japanese culture. He's not Japanese. 

b1: No.

https://youtu.be/nGy9uomagO4

K: Good reply. 

I really think so.