The Accomplice: Sitting in Costco Optical, and it's darn busy. The man sitting to my left announces to the crowd in general, "When is that cocktail waitress going to show up?!?"
Special K: Another massive 'performative reorg' at work today. VPs and Directors flying around from organization to organization. A long email names about 25 people I've never even heard of (of course). Net effect on most people is the same as always: nil.