When Blitzen isn't enough

b1-66er: The accomplice had a dream last night that Pickles said her new baby was going to be named after a Kraftwerk song, but didn't say which one...

Otto Bahn seems like the obvious choice...

Das Model seems less likely.

Trans Europe Express is a little more scary.

b1-67er: If it's a girl it could be Musique Nonstop

66: So true• 

I hadn't considered ...

I'm going to suggest that as a possible name.

Kometenmelodie 2 is awkward because:

1. No Americans can spell it.

2. Yanquis have yet to stretch their minds far enough to understand a '2' when there is no '1.'

BUT, you could call her Melody for short...

...Which is both pretty and nice.

And switch to Comet when you're drunk (or in the Xmas reindeer spirit).

Search Strip

b1-66er: My favorite new-to-me band name is on this delicious poster...

Bad cop / Bad cop

If ONLY they were as good as their name (which they can't POSSIBLY be)

Wait!  I might be wrong.

https://youtu.be/LYWpFs8Na9k

b1-67er: The energy is right. Did Joan Jett have a kid?

D4rw1n: My (highly subjective) review of Bad Cop / Bad Cop:

Lyrics 4/10 for being didactic 

Video 7/10 for being really good

Music 6/10 for very danceable but maybe a bit derivative 

Overall feel 8/10 for being some kind of: (badass + likeable voodoo)

Above Average Cop / Above Average Cop

Verdict: Would go to their show 

Are you SURE you don't wanna gimme a discount?

D4rw1n: Found by my brother in the windshield wiper cowl of my rental car

<Fired Luger 9mm

In situ 

(Windshield wiper cowling)>

b1-66er: Oh geez!

Crazier than a turtle!

What city?

D4: DEN

It is a very weird experience. Unsatisfying because it implies a story but does not tell it

b1-67er: Denver, the assassin capital of the US.

A gift for all you buttheads

Special K: https://twitter.com/sportslogosnet/status/459746149386424320 

Killing me softly with his claw

b1-66er: "...Take 2020's Invisible Man, which used the classic horror sci-fi film to tell an extremely modern story. That's great and all, but sometimes, you just want to watch two huge monsters punch each other."

b1-67er: That has to be right.

Humpty had a lesser Spring

Solid G: Digital Underground's Shock G Dies at 57

Digital Underground were better than anything Tupac did

b1-66er: I agree with that.

"First, I'd like to thank whoever..."

Special K: LV is the center of the pro sports world tonight: https://lasvegassun.com/news/2021/apr/18/patrick-marleau-set-to-break-gordie-howes-games-re/

b1-66er: "They've been supporting me however long they've been alive..."

Taking headshots in a lot of hockey takes a toll, I guess.

K: Haw.