6.3.21

Oh, just get me a shovel!

Special K: I love the ktxt empire. 

b1-66er: I'm glad you do.
We've built the best single bucket sand castle on the World's Largest Beach.
It claims to be nothing...
... And it's extremely close to that.

K: Perfect description. 

... with a side of your supposed aubergine ...

b1-66er:  "...Two large pizzas, three salads, and a so-called taco cost $114.76. Including tip."

Special K: I love "so-called taco". 

b1: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
I still completely appreciate the phrase
It's a borderline ultimate insult...
..."You and your so-called taco."

K: Agreed. 

b1: You should try to casually drop that into your next conversation with Momma K.

K: As appropriate. 
I also like saying au contraire.

b1: It must sound especially quaint in your Yiddish-American accent.

4.3.21

I forget if you're heads or tails

b1-66er: "About 50% of people who intend to change their behavior fail to do so."

F3mbot: Count me in that 50%

Nozzling in

b1-66er: "Susan Lucci, 74, sizzles poolside in a white swimsuit"

Special K: Call the fire department!

2.3.21

Big Tex-ass

Special K: Map of US shown on Sri Lanka TV.  

Former Flyer <TX resident>: That's awesome!!

So...what do you embrace?

Special K: I generally avoid non-fiction terror.

Try to run - try to hide - break on through to ...

b1-66er: "Lindsey Vonn Shows Off Her Glam Side in the Silkiest Green Wrap Dress & Towering Stilettos"

Special K: That's my favorite side.