3.11.20

Remember your priorities on Election Day

b1-66er: "New Walt Disney World Happy Meal Toys Coming Soon!"

Special K: Not soon enough.

2.11.20

Wiggly V

b1-66er: https://newatlas.com/automotive/ssc-tuatara-speed-record-controversy/

b1-67er: That speed record is very fishy.  The engineers will have a very good idea of what the car can do, so if you get numbers much higher the engineers should be very suspicious.  Things never outperform, they always underperform.  I think they had to have known.  Saying the gps company validated when they didn't tells you they are willing to straight up lie.

30.10.20

Just stop buggin' me

Special K: <pic>
Pretty fly for a white guy. 

b1-66er: Har.

29.10.20

Conservation of momentum is bad



b1-66er: "Taco Bell's Grilled Cheese Burrito — and its controversial decision to kill menu items like its beloved potatoes — send sales soaring."

b1-67er: There is no controversy like the grilled potato controversy.

66: THESE are the times we live in. 
It has never ever ever been as bad as it is RIGHT NOW. 
Except for NOW. 

67: Or maybe NOW

Plateful 8

Special K: "Nationally, voters have cast 57.3% of the total votes counted in
the 2016 general election." But it doesn't say how many of 2016 were early votes.

b1-66er: I know that answer. 
There were 8 early votes in 2016.

K: Exactly.

b1: They were all cast for Ross Perot. 
No one likes to talk about that. 

K: For good reason.


<ed: the graphic used here is for festive purposes only and not meant to imply preference for any American political party. As with the US 'forever' stamp, the small image presented is not a representation of the Statute of Liberty given to the United States by France as a gift; rather, it's the copy of the tasteful duplicate in front of NY NY casino in Paradise, NV.

28.10.20

No, no gimme the RIGHT answer

<the following is an unprompted soliloquy from a single mom of twin girls who moved from CA to TX for family economic leverage {my term}, pre-pandemic. It should be noted that she achieved what she was hoping to do.>

Former flyer: 

I feel like my whole life is studying for a big test at the time of my death. At the pearly gates, I will be asked: What did you learn from your life?

And I will answer: I was pretty much always wrong.