Fragments of yesterday

Special K: Followup from yesterday. "On 5/3/2020 at approximately 4:00pm, a resident in Saratoga, California was digging trenches to install a sprinkler system in his backyard and found two grenades and a mortar shell. The resident immediately called 9-1-1 to report his findings

"An Alert SCC message was sent out to nearby residents advising to shelter-in-place for their safety. The Santa Clara County Sheriff's Office Bomb Squad responded and safely detonated the grenades and mortar shell in a remote location at Congress Springs Park. Thankfully, no one was injured. Great work by everyone involved!"

b1-66er: Heavy. 

Nice sleuthing. 

Okay... WHY were they there? Was there military stuff out there?

K: They did a metal detector sweep and found nothing else. No info yet on why or who did it, but they look old.

You put your first joke in and shake it all about

b1-66er: <sign>

b1-67er: That's what it's all about!

Sign o' the times

Park your sheltering

Special K: Just got this. 

b1-66er: That is SO WEIRD!

Gimme ANY story that explains it. 

K: I'm trying to find out more. 

"The Santa Clara County Sheriff's Office is working an event at Congress Springs Park , the Sheriff's Office Bomb Squad will

be on scene detonating two hand grenades. Please stay away from the park for the next hour and shelter in place at residence."

That's unconfirmed, could be fake. 

b1: Stay on it, Radar. 

Such a sweet voice

b1-66er: I'm interested in any comment you have.

https://youtu.be/EgYHom3IIIc

DENT: I hadn't heard that.  I have known about taste receptors on the larynx. 

Not OK computer

b1-66er: "The mayor of an Oklahoma city amended an emergency declaration requiring customers to wear face masks while inside businesses after store employees were threatened with violence."

Special K: You're doin' fine, Oklahoma!

b1-67er: OK

K: And when I saaay, please wear a mask todaaay, you're gonna tell me No I won't do it Oklahoma! 

Oklahoma, FU !

No Cokes larger than 3oz.

Special K: https://www.indiewire.com/2020/05/texas-movie-theaters-reopening-1202228918/

Theaters Prepare to Reopen with TSA-Style Check-in, Temperature Screenings, and Plexiglass – IndieWire

b1-66er: Theaters had better prepare for me not to attend.

K: Same.