Special K: <enclosed screenshot>
b1-66er: Whoa.
"We pay more attention to Coronavirus than we do to the name of our restaurant. "
K: HAHAHAHAHAHA
5.3.20
You must be vvTHISvv young to enter the ride
Special K: Microsoft said everybody should work at home if they can. If you're
60+, you MUST work at home or go on leave.
b1-66er: Who told you?
K: I read it here--
b1: Good catch.
K: I'm doing my part by being home almost every day.
b1: I've always liked that about you ...
You eat your share...
And you slack your share...
K: And more.
b1: ... and you're ALWAYS willing to pick up for others who don't.
K: I haven't been in the office since yesterday a week.
And I won't be there until next week.
b1: I haven't been in the office since year yesterday 10 years.
And I won't be there in the next decade.
I think that's how you natives say it.
K: That's great.
I was thinking of pursuing retirement soon but I'm not gonna.
29.2.20
Hypno therapy is next...
Special K: I've been on theatre boards for 5 years and I'm the only straight male that's ever been on any of them.
b1-66er: It's your sexuality holding you back?
K: On the contrary, I'm blazing trails.
b1: So powerful!
K: Right.
b1: You are He-man,
Hear you roar!
In numbers larger
than before!
K: I am Reddy!
28.2.20
Careful what you look for
b1-66er: 'Online searches for "corona beer virus" spiked in early February, but have since declined.'
Special K: Because those people died.
25.2.20
Mrs. Toad's Wild Ride
b1-66er:
"Bob Iger steps down as Disney CEO. Bob Chapek replaces him"
comments?
Minnie Mouse: Was pretty crazy in the office when the news broke. We were not told beforehand.
Mickey: Yeah it was a lot of crazy.
The knack of going viral
b1-66er: "Coca-Cola could be in tight supply of artificial sweetener for diet and zero-sugar drinks because of coronavirus"
Special K: M-m-m-m-m-m my Corona!
b1: Ooh, my little viral one, my viral one
When you gonna give me some time, Corona
Ooh, you make my temp run, my temp run
Got it coming off o' the pangolin, Corona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a diseased mind
I always cough it up, for the touch of the Asian kind
My, my, eyes-eyes, whoa!
M-m-m-my Corona
Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to breathe on my mind, Corona
Keepin' it a mystery, it gets to me
Running out the tear drops of my eyes, Corona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a disease mind
I always cough it up, for a touch of the Asian kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona
When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
Is it just a matter of time, Corona?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just named for that beer, Corona?
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a disease mind
I always cough it up, for the touch of the Asian kind
My, my, my, eyes, eyes, whoa!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, eyes eyes, whoa!
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Corona
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Corona
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Corona
18.2.20
Stick it to me
b1-66er: "My Fiancé Refuses to Do What I Like in Bed Because He 'Respects Me Too Much'"
Special K: Fuck that guy.
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