Wisdom (and sometimes the cereal guy)

25.2.20

Mrs. Toad's Wild Ride

b1-66er:

"Bob Iger steps down as Disney CEO. Bob Chapek replaces him"

comments?

Minnie Mouse: Was pretty crazy in the office when the news broke. We were not told beforehand.

Mickey: Yeah it was a lot of crazy.

The knack of going viral

b1-66er: "Coca-Cola could be in tight supply of artificial sweetener for diet and zero-sugar drinks because of coronavirus"

Special K: M-m-m-m-m-m my Corona!

b1: Ooh, my little viral one, my viral one

When you gonna give me some time, Corona

Ooh, you make my temp run, my temp run

Got it coming off o' the pangolin, Corona

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a diseased mind

I always cough it up, for the touch of the Asian kind

My, my, eyes-eyes, whoa!

M-m-m-my Corona

Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?

Close enough to breathe on my mind, Corona

Keepin' it a mystery, it gets to me

Running out the tear drops of my eyes, Corona

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a disease mind

I always cough it up, for a touch of the Asian kind

My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

M-m-m-my Corona

When you gonna give to me, a gift to me

Is it just a matter of time, Corona?

Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny

Or is it just named for that beer, Corona?

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a disease mind

I always cough it up, for the touch of the Asian kind

My, my, my, eyes, eyes, whoa!

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, eyes eyes, whoa!

M-m-m-my Corona

Ooooooo-ohhh, my Corona

Ooooooo-ohhh, my Corona

18.2.20

Stick it to me

b1-66er: "My Fiancé Refuses to Do What I Like in Bed Because He 'Respects Me Too Much'"

Special K: Fuck that guy.

12.2.20

Family of viruses

b1-66er: "Huge bacteria-eating viruses close gap between life and non-life"

Special K: Why do you talk about my family like that?

b1: If you'd spent 24 hours on a couch with them changing channels every 15 minutes, you'd feel EXACTLY the same way.

Mind the gap!

b1-66er: "Huge bacteria-eating viruses close gap between life and non-life"

Special K: Why do you talk about my family like that?

b1: If you'd spent 24 hours on a couch with them changing channels every 15 minutes, you'd feel EXACTLY the same way.

Hand me those binoculars, please

Special K: https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/name/helen-schulman-obituary?pid=195377901

b1-66er: Did you write that?

K: No. It hardly seems written. Just a form filled out.

b1: Yes.

I'm surprised the service is that "late" after the event.

K: Yes.

It was to be Wednesday, but one grandson couldn't get there in time.

One of the best things about Judaism: quick funeral.

Very observant of you.

You're not an observant Jew, but you're observant of Jew.

b1: Exactly.

... and a pretzel

b1-66er: "This pricey drink was sold by text message. Now it's hitting Walmart shelves"

Special K: "Fax me a beer"

b1: Perfect response.