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b1-66er: Bus sign--

Tinder?

FREE STD CHECKING

Special K: SF / SJ or LV?

b1: LV

K: It does sound very LV. Too prude for SJ. In SF it would have to be more hip.

b1: "Homo say what?

FREE STD TESTING YOU BACKRIDER!"

K: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Exactly. 

Reach up for the plug

b1-66er: What's your take on Boris Johnson?

Entropy Dave (British and US passport holder, resident of Scotland): Liar. Cheater. Lazy. Self-serving. Foolish. Intelligent. 

4:1 he comes unstuck within six months. 
A low point in British politics. 

b1: Oh god.  I'm sorry to hear it.

God save Her Majesty and the Empire.

The spring in your scalpel!

b1-66er: At the person-who-shall-never-be-mentioned's orthopedist.

Joyful guy about my age leaving and calls back to the front desk...

"I'll see you tomorrow at 8:00 AM to cut me open!"

Looks right at me.  Smiles.

Adds, "This is horrible!"

Wheat Ridge, CO sunset 4

Pud it there

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<18:00> b1-66er: There's a kid on student J! Who's an absolute monster.

Special K: He'll be my boss soon.

b1: Not the first time you had a ding dong.

Shepards' (other) pie

b1-66er: <pic>

b1-67er: Ewe.

Ghost of red chili

Special K: Do you know this place? 14th & Wadsworth. 

b1-66er: Yes.  Very close to where my Jr. High was.

K: We're eating dinner. I expect a shooting. 

b1: Maybe.

Doesn't detract from the food.

K: Good deal. 

Should I mention you?

b1: Yes.  

Say '"Big Red" sent me.'

K: He just laughed. It was creepy. 

It's possible we're the only Jews in here. 

b1 <15 minutes later>: They already told me.

You are.