oh yeah? well MY urologist is Godzilla

special K: My urologist Dr. King has a partner, Dr. Kong.

an imperfect reflection of my raspberry

b1-66er: so so impressive.
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/10-most-generous-american-donors-in-2014-2015-02-07

special K: Most of those philanthropists are in tech - but more should be.
Zuckerberg just gave $75M to SF General Hospital.
The 3 biggest hospitals in SF now have tech guy names on them.

b1: good.
my brother thinks the SV should build highways to where there are never traffic jams...
"they have an infinite amount of money, they should just solve the problem.  6 deck highways?  okay!  whatever it takes."

K: Pretty much.

b1: so why don't they fix it?  it would save the companies money.

K: More are doing it. Marc Benioff and Gates are shaming others into it.
I don't know why they haven't before.

b1: everyone had such a hate on for bill gates...but we live in the future now...he's actually the good guy ...
and AAPL has become what everyone said Microsoft was going to become.

K: The loser now will be later to win.

b1: I don't even know what that means, but okay.

K: It's a Dylan quote SJ used at the Mac intro.

b1: I don't like him either.

K: Next line is "for the times they are a-changin "

b1: maybe I should switch to a windows phone.

K: They're well-reviewed.

b1: yeah.  no apps.

K: But how many do you need?

b1: they're a MUCH more stand-up company than AAPL these days. 
I've got no problem with android/G but it's a world of bedlam and no cohesion.
so very Rubin.

K: Perfect founder reflection.

b1: "imperfect." 
that's THE key word of your statement.

K: Yes, thanks.

b1: VERY rarely you come up with a concept/idea that is so perfect and pure that it justifies me listening to the rest of your flotsam...
it provides me nourishment and sustenance for my journey through life.
it is your greatest asset as a friend...
but goddamn.  next life I'm going to bring a bottle of Gatorade with me.

K: Grape.

do you wanna be in my pic ... in my pic ... in my cell?

b1-66er: name these three celebrities

special K: Ron Jeremy, Tony Fadell, Groucho Marx

b1: that's funny. 
only Tony Fadell is correct.

K: HAHAHAHAHA I knew it
(I Googled the real answer to your photo quiz, after I made my guess.)
Alice Cooper was my second guess behind Ron Jeremy.

b1: man he is WHACKED in that photo.

K: Yes.
There's more here:  http://capitalpictures.photoshelter.com/gallery/JF-001/G0000jczEbrqS2F8

b1: that site calls him, "Johnny glitter."
(they also call the brothers Edgar and Johnny winterS.)

K: Wow, Gary Glitter and Tony Fadell look a lot alike.

b1: GG is gonna get life in prison for pedophilia.
just convicted.
COME ON!  COME ON!  COME ON!  COME ON!  COME ON!  COME ON!  COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
COME ON!  COME ON!  COME ON!  COME ON!  COME ON!  COME ON!  COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
COME ON!  COME ON!  COME ON!  COME ON!  COME ON!  COME ON!  COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!

K: Rock & Roll parts 3 through infinity.

ha ha

special K: I was at a meeting today attended by someone named Lei Lei and someone else named Wei Wei.

b1-66er: did you get laid ... or no way?

did you hear the one about the guy who had an ass that was lame?

b1-67er (sic): I was just  watching the Grammys.  They had Usher sing a lame Stevie Wonder song.  In the last minute they did a reveal and showed that Stevie Wonder was there, and had him play harmonica for the last minute.  It was a cruel musical joke ...

It was like having the backstreet boys play obscured by clouds, then revealing that david Gilmour and Roger waters are playing tamboreen.

I'm not hungry anymore. forever.

special K: Momma Khad a crazy parathyroid removed. It was 8x normal size.

b1-66er: whoa, jesus.  what does THAT mean?

K: It happens. Who knows why? It messes up your calcium which is how they knew.
Now her calcium is normal.

b1: good.  can you sell it?  8x normal seems like it would be worth a lot.

K: KFC could put it between fried chicken and serve it.

b1: GREAT IDEA.  the "double calic-taco."

K: Nice.
Paradown taco

b1: you win.

all you've gotta have is heart (or something else)

b1-66er: how's momma K?  I know her health's been off.

special K: She's having surgery, probably week after next.

b1: oh, bad one, what for?  and is it related to that high Ca reading?

K: Yes - parathyroidectomy.

b1: goddammit.  what are the side-effects of having THAT done?
they treat her body like an experimental Puerto Rican phone.

K: HAHAHAHA
It's generally well-tolerated and not a major procedure. I hope that's true in her case.

b1: my mom has always said, "'minor surgery' is 'minor' until they do it on YOU."

K: BOOM!
She's shed a bunch of organs.  She's built for speed now.

b1: she's not built for "organ donor."

K: Not any more.

b1: when they take some random piece out of her do you ever think, "that's sexy" and ask to take it home so you can have your way with it later?

K: every time except the gall bladder, for obvious reasons.