which means all *i* produce is...

b1: you are the head and the 1st hump of the 24 HO dromedary.  I'm the back hump and the ass.

K: 4 legs good, 2 legs bad.

b1: that's easy to say when YOU are the one that gets to eat.

it's not what you do, it's how you don't do it ...

K: Job update info: my duties have all been handed off. Meeting w new mgr at 5:30 to discuss new tasks.

b1: which means...what?

K: For now, I literally have nothing to do at work except find a new job.

b1: I want that job.

the good, the bad and the warm jets

b1: morricone is playing brooklyn on the 23rd of this month.

mr. crypto: Excellent, thanks for the heads up, I'll look into it

b1: I didn't price brooklyn, but his LA show goes up to $350 per.

MC: !
For me to pay $350/seat, it has to have jet engines attached and complimentary soft drinks.

now you know why you don't know

b1: everything always makes sense...
...it's just a question if you can interpret it.

the biggest of the one hit wonders

b1: relative to the apple world, i'm consistently amazed/appalled by the clout you have ...

K: I'm a/a that I wrote 1 book and made a career.

b1: that's okay.  so did god.

can I die NOW?

K: Work is still up in the air. There might be an announcement today, I've heard.

b1: jesus christ...
"do your job until we say you're dead...
...whenever."

K: Pretty much.

I'll have a large, without the nails, please

K: I died for your sins.

b1: you died for a cinnabon.

K: Tres bon.