it's not what you do, it's how you don't do it ...

K: Job update info: my duties have all been handed off. Meeting w new mgr at 5:30 to discuss new tasks.

b1: which means...what?

K: For now, I literally have nothing to do at work except find a new job.

b1: I want that job.

the good, the bad and the warm jets

b1: morricone is playing brooklyn on the 23rd of this month.

mr. crypto: Excellent, thanks for the heads up, I'll look into it

b1: I didn't price brooklyn, but his LA show goes up to $350 per.

MC: !
For me to pay $350/seat, it has to have jet engines attached and complimentary soft drinks.

now you know why you don't know

b1: everything always makes sense...
...it's just a question if you can interpret it.

the biggest of the one hit wonders

b1: relative to the apple world, i'm consistently amazed/appalled by the clout you have ...

K: I'm a/a that I wrote 1 book and made a career.

b1: that's okay.  so did god.

can I die NOW?

K: Work is still up in the air. There might be an announcement today, I've heard.

b1: jesus christ...
"do your job until we say you're dead...
...whenever."

K: Pretty much.

I'll have a large, without the nails, please

K: I died for your sins.

b1: you died for a cinnabon.

K: Tres bon.

talk about overstuffed mattresses

K; Most days now I eat when hungry and stop when full. Totally new to me.

b1: did someone coach you on what "hungry" means, or did you figure it out yourself?

K: It was part of 2 or 3 different programs I've been in.

b1: you're like my dad in drunk farms.

K; ?

b1: he was in several (court prescribed) drunk farms.  THAT is a key way that food is NOT worse than crack ...
the state of CA has never put you on court supervised visits to your diet doctor...
or had the head dietician sign your card for the judge... repeatedly.

K: They should.

b1: now you're just full of K fluff...
you're all, "I'll just day this crazy thing because I'm cutting edge and I'm the K..  I'M CRAZY!"...
fluff...
you are the K-pok of rap.