grounded in truth

b1-66er: when john belushi died, dan aykroyd played a tape of the "2000 pound bee."
and I was just so so impressed by that ... because he'd promised that to belushi, "if."
THAT is a good friend.
the world's fattest man was buried in a piano case, lowered by crane.
if you wanted it, I'd demand a crane for you, for sure.
"he wants to be buried with a crane.  I'm not going to let YOU revoke this man's last request."

special K:. "Don't be anti-Semitic."

b1: "don't be anti-seismic."

it's like doing it all over, again

K: Reorg at work. I could end up screwed. I'm surprisingly calm about it all.

b1: it's because you're ancient, you don't care and you've been through it all before.

K: Pretty much.

jeff blank

b1: here's a weird one, Brian Wilson and Jeff Beck are touring together.

K: I would LOVE to hear their deep conversations.

b1: you already do.

K: "         ?"
"         ."

b1: exactly.

what would jew call it?

b1: my crime against humanity is I didn't see a single 51's game this season.

K: Unfortunate.

b1: it's possible they may change their name next season, they have a new owner now.

K: There might be a better name.

b1: jesus god no.

K: Hahahahaha. Might be.

LV Titty Twisters
LV Mob
LV Founding Jews
LV Baking Desert Floor

b1: okay.  I agree all of those are better.

hoof over mouth disease

b1: <pic enclosed>

K: MOOSE HAS KILLED MOOSE! MOOSE HAS KILLED MOOSE!

it's not what you say, it's how you say it (no matter how purile)

b1: how'd you run across that cecille B demille article.

K: DC on facebook posted it.

b1: who's fricken DC?
GOD HOW LONG WILL I HAVE TO ASK QUESTIONS JUST TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT WHEN IT'S 118 DEGREES?

K: Used to be a Merc News reporter.

b1: how do you know HER?

K: From when she was a tech reporter for the MN and I was semi-famous.
Do you have a popsicle?

b1: when were you semi-famous?

K: '86 or so.  Mac days.  Guy days.  When I knew a lot.

b1: what happened?
and where is THAT whore now?

K: I stopped learning.
Which whore?

b1: DC.

K: Why is she a whore?

b1: I just need to be derogatory because she's detracting/distracting from the conversation I am trying to have ...
why are you suddenly a defender of women?

K: Cunt
Where did I do that?

b1: DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH WHEN IT'S 118 OUT.
"why is she a whore?"  you said that in your mouse-y voice.

K: True.

so...what would I get for $5?

b1: one thing's for sure ... you have the ability to light people up.

cap'n happy: Just one of the services I offer.