life in the hoodie

b1-66er: economic reality has a way of bracing the overly emotionally warm.

knock, knock

NV number I don't recognize (05:30): U up

b1:66er (11:46): I am now.

NV (11:49): Rt that pussy always be mine. U will never forget me will you

b1 (11:50): I absolutely guarantee you've got the wrong number.

NV (11:51): Yes I do my bad

don't loan her your car

K: "momma K found it. She is a Best Western the feasting auto."

mark of the beast

K: I am happy to offer you all the services of my home.

b1: tell momma K to warm up the bed.

K: That's the dog's territory.

the IHOP of the troubled unconscious

pickles: Woah. I had crazy dreams that you were like lost/abducted by soldiers in some crazy country. And the last text you sent me was a picture of pancakes. Weird.

higher aspirations

K: "I want you to be Jesus."

brotherly love

CJ: My brother wants to connect with me on linked in

b1: erm.
it's better than wanting to connect with you over half a bottle of tequila and a stack of porn magazines...
BUT JUST BARELY