crabby red states

solid G: I'm pro lobster.  And I vote!

the point is ...

K: Nobody has put anything up my ass all day. Very different from yesterday.

b1: I don't even know how to respond to that aside from suspiciously nervous chuckling.

the aroma of fuselage

solid G: Lynyrd skynyrd are opening a BBQ in Vegas. Doesn't that seem in bad taste?

always nothing, always more

special K: I have so much to do of so little consequence.

compare and contrast

special K and fozzie bear

nick cage turns pro

Best morning headline: "Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle. "

some good thing

b1: what's the most fun you've ever had in your life?

K: some possibilities: Giants win WS. some sex thing. kids bar/bat mitzvahs. some roller coaster thing. last year's Euro trip. first Apple job