so THAT'S where those keurig cups come from

special K: Momma K went to Starbucks and they gave her free treats for their birthday.

what about a great restaurant that tries stripping?

special K - Rule of thumb: a strip club that serves food is not a good strip club.

jobs wanted

from cap'n happy: The ultimate Jobs' hype announcement would be for him
to fake his own death!

He becomes Elvis or Paul McCartney.

Then at the height of the hype - he emerges with a new iPad 3

a new (gold) record!

i swear this is true: flava flav just won $50 for me on the craps table.

feel the blandness

K: Godzilla TV show can be streamed at crackle.com.

special K, you mysterian

K: Your superior psychic shield will deflect his every suction probe. *** b1: there was a line almost EXACTLY like that in the godzilla movie i just saw.

... AND weight

K: don't use ktxt to post your witty one-liners absent of context. it's beneath you.
*** b1: no, it's *exactly* my height.