special K, you mysterian

K: Your superior psychic shield will deflect his every suction probe. *** b1: there was a line almost EXACTLY like that in the godzilla movie i just saw.

... AND weight

K: don't use ktxt to post your witty one-liners absent of context. it's beneath you.
*** b1: no, it's *exactly* my height.

if only it were un-readable

b1: you hate ktxt because it brings the true K into raw relief relative to the rest of the world. pure truth extract. unpalatable, untenable, unmanagable.

the seven kaiju

b1: i'm watching a netflix stream of "godzilla raids again," the true sequel to the original godzilla. spectacular ... a TON of the main kurosawa actors.

if furniture could talk

K: Hgggggg6

b1: what the hell are you on about?

K: Ooooooooo o o o ooo o o o o Oo P
<several hours later>
Sorry, my iPhone fell between the cushions of my sofa.

forking great

from the birdhead: The Squealer Spoonbender: chocolate custard, choc chips, and bacon. Topped with whipped cream and more bacon.

he said, "i think i remember the film, but as i recall, i think, i'm a namedropper"

K: Breakfast at Tiffany's. Is it good? *** b1: it's supposed to be, but i've never seen it ... i've only read the short ... and talked to truman about it.