that's not where the hurt is

b1: i'm watching "caddyshack 2." it's beyond terrible. *** K: I feel bad for your brain.

and none of them will take you to saratoga, WY

K: there are 33,000+ Subway locations.

nine inch nails ... and one statue

K: Trent Reznor just won a Golden Globe for scoring David Fincher's Facebook movie.
*** b1: i wonder how that's working for him.

the women don't know what the little girls understand

i just saw a 6 year girl explain the features of her iphone 4 to a 60 year old waitress ... including an answer to the question, "what is wi-fi?"

you're so coors

K: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-23714.html
*** b1: i'm crying pure rocky mountain spring water.

the resting place of evil K

special K is going to be joining me for part of the film noir festival
in SF at the end of the month ... these are priming TXTs from him.

***

5 places for finding the stuff of film noir
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/01/14/TRDO1H63RU.DTL#ixzz1BBKzI0wu

I watched a noir film last night: Consenting Adults (Kevin Kline, Kevin
Spacey)

talk to the flying monkey

b1: i'm on deck for the "yellow brick road" slot tourney at the 4
queens.

***

K: Good luck. I didn't know you did slots.

***

b1: it's free. invitation only. prize money. mathematically it has
perfect theoretical expectation.

i've finally decided my future lies beyond the yellow brick road.

***

K: Aaaaaah aaaaah aah. Aaaah aah aah ah aah. Aaaaaah aaaaah aah. Ah
ahhhh!

***

b1: TXTman crothers, you *are* the wizard of ahs.