soft and jewy

b1: so here at CES, what do all the jews who shut down their stands do
on the sabbath?

K: Pray.

b1: and then what do they do for the other 16 waking hours?

K: Pray all day. 4 separate services. In between, eat, study, visit.

b1: have you ever been that hardcore?

K: No way. That stuff is basically superstition as far as I'm
concerned.

b1: whoa.  i just moved to a whole new level of understanding about the K.  and it's spooky.

K: We should talk about this more then.  I'm not into the supernatural aspects of mainstream religion.

b1: whoa. are you saying that just because it's elvis's birthday?

K: Wella wella.

FINALLY i "get" the iphone

no mas, las vegas

greetings from "lucha las vegas." the first *ever* lucha libre exposition in S NV. [http://luchalasvegas.com]

playing like a bunch of ghouls

K: Casper has a minor league baseball team called the Ghosts.

The Rockies just bought them and might move them to Windsor.

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b1: what're they going to call them? the "windsor haunted castles"?

if only i could get clayed

b1: me as a hotels.com ad character:

(http://clayyourself.com/portraits/portrait_1294440391468.jpg)

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K: Oh Jesus.

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b1: that's the good "jesus."  i can feel it.

and now my take on you:


http://clayyourself.com/portraits/portrait_1294453730765.jpg

a zombie BM

solid G:
http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/06/bill-murray-crashes-karaoke-party/
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K: Thanks. I like Bill Murray. Wasnt he great in Zombieland? How did you
like the movie overall?
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b1: i hate zombies. i don't like zombie movies.
i'd rate it 7 out of 10. "the best i've seen."
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K: And the Murray schtick?
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b1: he was the best part of the movie.
 the second he walked through the
other door, i knew they were going to blow him away.
the best part of the whole flick was his post-credit caddyshack
reference.
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K: Agree, agree, agree.
http://goo.gl/Jfcl5

break it down!

b1: just passed a pinstriped mustang with a NY logo on the back. the
license plate? 2YANKEE

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K: 2YANKEE 2QUIT

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b1: 2LGT2QT

(with a "hammer time" license plate bracket)

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K: I like it.