not pure ... um ...

b1: we have hamantaschen for dessert at dinner.
K: L'chaim! Home made?
b1: no. they were a gift, but originally from whole foods.
K: Still fresh? What flavor?
I'm just surprised to find them so far from purim.
b1: me too ... and yes, they're fresh ... may be some kind of hannahka blur.

if only the cannon were pointed 3 years lower

my mom in person: "oh, just shut up!" *** my brother by TXT: "Well that's been about 50 years coming." *** my mom's now laughing so hard she's crying.

not for the general pubic

special K: [...] there's always a good side: a cute chick shaved my pubes.

no flat bun, son

K: Sharks win only 2-1. No free pizza. *** b1: in my book, that's a draw.

not like it's complicated for YOU

special K: Every day takes figuring out all over again how to fucking live.

without fireworks, it's nothing

K: Intermission: synchronized skating *** b1: weak. where's mini kiss? the last time i saw the wranglers they had blue man group at the breaks.

the color of a model T

b1: the las vegas wranglers are asking all their fans to wear black for
the midght game.

K: Will they comply?

b1: i don't know, but i will. i'll wear black everything, including
sox, my (all-black) converse and underwear.