A life worth dying

b1-66er: <pic>

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The Robot: Nice! Any side effects?

b1: Gummy mouth.

Oh, you mean from the shot...

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D4rw1n: Made me want to claim mine 

I've resisted thus far, because I am confident that the generous "every day for the rest of time" policy will cause me to ingest more than one day of empty Krispy Kreme Kalories 

b1-67er: You better believe if there was a Krispy Kreme in Salinas I'd be in trouble.

So Coronavirus, on average, reduces your life expectancy by one year -- no matter who you are.  I wonder how much a Krispy Kreme a day reduces your life expectancy?

D4: Much more I'm guessing 

I can feel the years slipping out of my grasp as we speak, just looking at the damn picture

66: The bigger question, in my mind, is how much happier will it make you?

67: That's absolutely true.  

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Special K: Great great great.

Nice plating.

Are you side-effecting?

66: Sore arm only.

I'm using it as an excuse to do NOTHING.

So I'm saving myself (and others!) by vaccinating...

... Killing myself by what I eat and not exercising.

K: Balance in all things. 

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f3mb0t: Yay - enjoy!!  They put TWO in my post-shot bag, and did not charge me for the strawberry smoothie I ordered with it.  

66: WHOA!

WHOA WHOA WHOA!

THAT'S how you get a customer for life.

As long as...

1. Your customer doesn't die as a result.

    =&=

 2. You still have a business after giving away so goddamn much stuff.

f3: Yup.  I am not really a fan of donuts, but I could not pass up a freebie.  I got on the KK website and let them know about the unexpected kindness, and they sent me ANOTHER coupon for a free donut.  They are running their business in a customer-centric fashion, which is a nice change to see.

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Former Meat Man: CELEBRATION !!!

b6: Very much so.

THAT is the spirit•