b1-66er: "Heidi Klum Covers Up Her Neon Bikini in a Jersey, Mesh Skirt & Gucci Slides"
Special K: Uncover.
24.8.20
KY Fried Brain
b1-66er: "KFC suspends its 'finger lickin' good' slogan because of coronavirus"
Special K: I CAN STILL LICK MY OWN FINGERS I AM AN AMERICAN
b1: Something's happened to you.
K: What?
b1: I'm gonna guess head injury.
K: Winner.
23.8.20
Flushing down the house
b1-66er: So, is there, in fact, a way in which K House could deflagrate?
Special K: As far as I can tell, after reading a little, these kinds of fires
mainly threaten the "wildland-urban interface", where houses are right next to hills, canyons, etc. As you know, we're not near that.
We're smack in the middle of suburban housing tracts for miles around on each side. So, I think we're relatively safe.
This is confirmed by the fire and evacuation maps. I'm not sure how terrible it would be have to be to jump miles and miles of suburban tracts.
Or "burn through", not jump.
b1: Keep me informed if your attitude changes...
You're buddha nature is more scaredy than cat.
I'm not worried until you are...
... and then I'm just vocal.
K: Yes. Well-described.
b1: I have trouble seeing Campbell as the Bay Area Dresden.
K: Where I Iive is flat and boring.
b1: I can see that with some place like Oakland or even Redwood City.
You're at probably more of a tsunami risk.
K: From the toilet.
ANOTHER high fashion Sunday
b1-66er: "Izabel Goulart Works Out in a Dual-Tone Sports Bra, Spandex Shorts & Nikes"
Special K: Me too.
b1: <pic>
It's a good look on you.
K: Thank you.
"Inflatable latex trousers by Harikrishnan have gone on sale"
b1: NO WAY!
How many are you buyin'?
K: All.
b1: The only reasonable solution.
22.8.20
Stop Making Sense
b1-66er: "...approximately 20 different fires merged into three major fires that now comprise the S.C.U. Lightning Complex, which is around Santa Clara and Alameda counties."
"The C.Z.U. Lightning Complex fire, concentrated in San Mateo and Santa Cruz counties, has so far consumed over 63,000 acres.."
Both those quotes from here:
Special K: I'm following those fires closely.
SCU is east of San Jose. CZU is Santa Cruz mountains.
b1: What's your favorite lightning complex?
K: The one that doesn't burn my house down.
21.8.20
19.8.20
Just imagine the chocicles!
b1-66er: "A Swiss Town Was Covered In Chocolate Following A Slight Malfunction At A Lindt Factory"
Special K: "Slight"
b1: You know what they call it if it's hot the next day...
...a "meltdown."
"If only all mistakes could be so magical."
"Well, one Swiss town was truly LIVING THE DREAM this past week when a malfunction at a chocolate factory caused magical flecks of chocolate to fly through the air."
"As a result, chocolate nibs, which it described as crushed cocoa beans, flew through the air and thanks to some strong winds, coated some of the town in chocolatey goodness."
K: Similar around here today, except with ash.
I personally didn't see any.
I'd rather have chocolate.
b1: Ash and chocolate doesn't feel like the right idea to me.
K: Yeah. Bad combo.
b1: Depends on light or dark.
Dark, I prefer chocolate.
Light, I prefer ash.
Black beans matter.
K: That's dark matter.
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