b1-66er: <5/15> Last line of a conversation with Google just now:
G: Please! Don't punch a pigeon in the face.
MISTER Crypto: <5/26> Also no bus driving
15.5.26
Off-line
Smokey: Proof I existed. Fixed broken bench in the park I walk the dog in. It isn’t perfect but I made the best of it.
b1-66er: Kwality
Q: ¿¡HEY DUDE, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?
A: Repairing that which is broken in the world.
S: With a CAPITAL K.
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1.5.26
No knock warranted
b1-66er: https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndga/pr/former-us-postal-carriers-bank-manager-and-convicted-felon-indicted-federal-charges
GA Jelly Tight: The postman always rings twice
Once for bank fraud and once for wire fraud
16.4.26
Strike a posse
b1-66er: BTS concert moral price gouging in El Paso!
Is nothing sacred!?
Marteen'E: We should have been a boy band
8.4.26
All responses in three letters or less, please...
b1-66er: SPORTS: HENDERSON SILVER KNIGHTS VS. SAN JOSE BARRACUDA
Special K: And?
b1: It's so rare to see the Silver Knights play the Barracuda
You've never seen it...
... And you're a sports guy!
Speaking of which, be sure to see...
Bo Peep & The Backbeat
at 02:45•
K: Yo.
3.4.26
Dimly shimmering spin
The Accomplice:
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30.3.26
Down the drain
b1-66er: As of this PM, all bathroom work at Scorpion Manor is completed.
Cost: [elided]
Time: 4 months
Aside from aesthetics, it's given me the best shower I've ever had.
All I have to do now is live long enough to actually use/live-in it.
SpaMan: As long as you're a happy camper with the best shower it's all good in the neighborhood
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