Freshness from the First Drop to the Last

The Actore: b1-67er and I are taking a fishing trip this weekend in the Emmigrant wilderness area above Yosemite and I just sent the following text to your brother

    ...

On the other hand, you don't have to worry about being target for a bear this trip at all. Between having to wash my backpack to get rid of the rat pee smell and having to discover the joys of something actually called sticky tent syndrome from storing high-tech gear in spaces that get too hot like… My freaking garage. I'm going to be sleeping a esconced in the aromas of a goddamn Victorian herb garden. You will never not know where I am because you will be able to zero in by wafting the delicious fragrances of lavender and chamomile and God knows what else in those special cleansers 

'Last thing I remember, I started to swerve'...

b1-66er:

Red's awake.

The Accomplice: 

I just woke up, too

b1: 

Bueno. 

How was your sleep?

TA: I thought for a while that I wasn't going to be able to snooze, and suddenly I was waking up.

So it was good. Necessary.

Enough time to dress the naked mole rat

b1-66er: <5/15> Last line of a conversation with Google just now:

G: Please! Don't punch a pigeon in the face.

MISTER Crypto: <5/26> Also no bus driving 

Off-line

Smokey: Proof I existed.  Fixed broken bench in the park I walk the dog in.    It isn’t perfect but I made the best of it.  

b1-66er: Kwality

Q: ¿¡HEY DUDE, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?

A: Repairing that which is broken in the world.

 

S: With a CAPITAL K.

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No knock warranted

b1-66er: https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndga/pr/former-us-postal-carriers-bank-manager-and-convicted-felon-indicted-federal-charges

GA Jelly Tight: The postman always rings twice

Once for bank fraud and once for wire fraud 

Strike a posse

b1-66er: BTS concert moral price gouging in El Paso! 

Is nothing sacred!?

https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/woman-says-el-paso-la-quinta-canceled-bts-concert-booking-relisted-room-for-higher-price

Marteen'E: We should have been a boy band 

All responses in three letters or less, please...

b1-66er: SPORTS: HENDERSON SILVER KNIGHTS VS. SAN JOSE BARRACUDA

Special K: And?

b1: It's so rare to see the Silver Knights play the Barracuda

You've never seen it...

... And you're a sports guy!

Speaking of which, be sure to see...

Bo Peep & The Backbeat

at 02:45•

https://www.vivalasvegas.net/bands/

K: Yo.