In the Pipe!

b1-66er: At the close of trading today, my Schwab accounts are worth $xxxK.

It's the richest I've ever been. (Including having paid $35K for bathroom remodeling.)

It all makes no sense.

Major Math: Our entire financial system doesn't make sense. But you surfing it just right does actually. 

b1: That's so funny. 

I've never thought of myself as the surfboard guy standing on a $ sign in the 

shake glitterball

...but now i do!

MM: Totally

Hit "Start"

D4rw1n: Unexpected Fanta XBOX collab appearing in my otherwise pretty vanilla law firm cafeteria drinks case

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Crueller than all...

b1-66er: <pic>

DENT: That would be the apex predator at the top of the food pyramid. 😁

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b1-67er: Had a very surreal dream last night. A guy at bowling was showing me his new phone. It was shaped like a comb and he played a music video on it. The effect was pretty sychedelic because each tine on the comb showed part of the image. Then he said: It also does this! 

He put it in his mouth with the screen displayed like the way you would hold an orange peel. 

Then he and another guy started dancing to the music side by side (Think: Wham!). They deliberately bumped heads lightly, and fused into a single person. 

You could see his/their face flickering between the two as they continued to dance with the phone in their mouth. And I thought: wow, I guess new phones actually do have impressive new features. 

Staying hot and bothered

b1-66er: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/07/29/magazine/inflammation-chronic-immune-system-health.html?smid=nytcore-android-share 

DENT: 

During our med school orientation they told us “Half of what we teach you will be wrong. We just don’t know which half”.  I think that turned out to be true.

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b1-66er: I only skimmed it...

https://thenevadaindependent.com/article/tahoes-bears-can-get-too-comfortable-with-humans-these-dogs-help-bring-back-healthy-fear

DPRUSA: Everyone I know in Tahoe has a bear story. 

Mine: a large cub came through a small kitchen window and ate all the sausages. It left a trail of ice cream bar wrappers outside and all the vegetables in the fridge.

Red White & Dew

b1-66er: FEEL the patriotism!

D4rw1n: 'Merican Dew obvs trying to blunt the RFKJ effect by trying to maximize the DJT effect. The two kind of balance out. To tip the scales, they should add testosterone to the recipe. 

Or roadkill juice 

Snake venom

American Dew 

-Now With Bear Piss-