Just imagine the chocicles!

b1-66er: "A Swiss Town Was Covered In Chocolate Following A Slight Malfunction At A Lindt Factory"

Special K: "Slight"

b1: You know what they call it if it's hot the next day...

...a "meltdown."

"If only all mistakes could be so magical."

"Well, one Swiss town was truly LIVING THE DREAM this past week when a malfunction at a chocolate factory caused magical flecks of chocolate to fly through the air."

"As a result, chocolate nibs, which it described as crushed cocoa beans, flew through the air and thanks to some strong winds, coated some of the town in chocolatey goodness."

K: Similar around here today, except with ash. 

I personally didn't see any. 

I'd rather have chocolate. 

b1: Ash and chocolate doesn't feel like the right idea to me.

K: Yeah. Bad combo. 

b1: Depends on light or dark. 

Dark, I prefer chocolate. 

Light, I prefer ash.

Black beans matter. 

K: That's dark matter.