'Last thing I remember, I started to swerve'...

b1-66er:

Red's awake.

The Accomplice: 

I just woke up, too

b1: 

Bueno. 

How was your sleep?

TA: I thought for a while that I wasn't going to be able to snooze, and suddenly I was waking up.

So it was good. Necessary.

Enough time to dress the naked mole rat

b1-66er: <5/15> Last line of a conversation with Google just now:

G: Please! Don't punch a pigeon in the face.

MISTER Crypto: <5/26> Also no bus driving 

Off-line

Smokey: Proof I existed.  Fixed broken bench in the park I walk the dog in.    It isn’t perfect but I made the best of it.  

b1-66er: Kwality

Q: ¿¡HEY DUDE, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?

A: Repairing that which is broken in the world.

 

S: With a CAPITAL K.

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No knock warranted

b1-66er: https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndga/pr/former-us-postal-carriers-bank-manager-and-convicted-felon-indicted-federal-charges

GA Jelly Tight: The postman always rings twice

Once for bank fraud and once for wire fraud 

Strike a posse

b1-66er: BTS concert moral price gouging in El Paso! 

Is nothing sacred!?

https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/woman-says-el-paso-la-quinta-canceled-bts-concert-booking-relisted-room-for-higher-price

Marteen'E: We should have been a boy band 

All responses in three letters or less, please...

b1-66er: SPORTS: HENDERSON SILVER KNIGHTS VS. SAN JOSE BARRACUDA

Special K: And?

b1: It's so rare to see the Silver Knights play the Barracuda

You've never seen it...

... And you're a sports guy!

Speaking of which, be sure to see...

Bo Peep & The Backbeat

at 02:45•

https://www.vivalasvegas.net/bands/

K: Yo. 

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The Accomplice:

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