'Last thing I remember, I started to swerve'...

b1-66er:

Red's awake.

The Accomplice: 

I just woke up, too

b1: 

Bueno. 

How was your sleep?

TA: I thought for a while that I wasn't going to be able to snooze, and suddenly I was waking up.

So it was good. Necessary.

Enough time to dress the naked mole rat

b1-66er: <5/15> Last line of a conversation with Google just now:

G: Please! Don't punch a pigeon in the face.

MISTER Crypto: <5/26> Also no bus driving 

Off-line

Smokey: Proof I existed.  Fixed broken bench in the park I walk the dog in.    It isn’t perfect but I made the best of it.  

b1-66er: Kwality

Q: ¿¡HEY DUDE, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?

A: Repairing that which is broken in the world.

 

S: With a CAPITAL K.

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b1-66er: https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndga/pr/former-us-postal-carriers-bank-manager-and-convicted-felon-indicted-federal-charges

GA Jelly Tight: The postman always rings twice

Once for bank fraud and once for wire fraud