Wrapped in flannel

b1-66er: "An Olympic rings tattoo is a rite of passage. If a Paralympian gets one, they'll be disqualified"

Special K: Why?

b1: I don't know. I didn't read the article.

<2 minutes pass>

K: "Body advertising is not allowed in any way whatsoever and that includes the Olympic rings. The athlete did not wear a cover and was therefore disqualified," an IPC spokesperson said in a statement at the time.

b1: What's the K's take? 

K: Dumb.

b1: And so it is written...

... And so it shall be told.

K: So sharp I cut my jammies.

b1: That's not a penis reference, is it? 

K: It's not.