Just Ass King

b1-66er: "Our bacteria are more personal than we thought, new study shows"

Special K: My bacteria are totally fucking personal.

b1: Jesus.

K: THIS IS AMERICA.

b1: "Do you think these pants make my butt look big?"

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K: I can almost smell that photo. 

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Look for his label

b1-66er: Label on organic 100% lemon juice

REFRIGERATE AFTER OPENING AND CONSUME WITHIN 30 DAYS

Begs an obvious question:

How would you know when it's gone bad?

Special K: I would ask my wife.

Psychological Advice

The Dear Hunter: Fear is healthy. Now go check your closets for clowns. 

Watch the cat for me, will ya?

b1-66er: <Cracked pic>

b1-67er: I've got to say that double decker bus is zero deterrent for a cat that size.  They are heading for a Siegfried and Roy moment.

Clawed in

b1-66er: (I especially like the accompanying picture)

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/strong-winter-storm-and-snow-to-hit-the-west-while-the-midwest-gets-unusual-taste-of-summer

The Dear Hunter: Next Level Role Playing. Just say 'No' to dating apps. 

b1-67er: Apparently warm enough to take your dinosaur paddleboarding.

TDH: And there's that.

Draining your aqueous of humour

Special K: This is the statement for my hospital visit. Hospital says "That'll be $163,421. Oh, did we say $163,421? You have insurance, so we really meant $9,143.15."

Insurance company says "$9,143.15? We'll pay, let's see, 6,400.22. You get to pay the other $2,742.93."

Crazy.

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Iran so far away

b1-66er: Pop Life https://www.nytimes.com/1990/08/29/movies/pop-life.html?smid=nytcore-android-share

Dear Hunter: After reading about the river changes, I'm still not sure who is right as far as agency policy.   

Frankfort area is the wealthier half of the river. Empire is a bit poorer. Unless it's all hyper developed now which is possible. Lake MI is preferable over Eastside lakes. 

I spent a lot of time cleaning that fishing river. My husband at the time would fish. If I went, I picked up horrid amounts of fishing line and litter. It's a significant salmon area. I think it's planted with fish. 

Evidence of illegal snagging was always present. It's a bit odd that boats have to go into the river ... I guess they don't know how to fish in the lake. 

That was my husband's Go To spot for fishing. I could walk my dogs on Empire Beach, but not Frankfort's. I have not been there since the 90's. I used to order fries at the a and then go to the beach and start a seagull riot.